PETA SAYS

Fish.

Are not.

Sea kittens.

This sea kitten would obviously use that ball of string as a means to kill itself.

I know I would.

HOLGAHOLGAHOLLLGA

Why is everything i've been doing so far have GREEN in it?

THEFUCKASAURUS.

BIG ASS AND A SEX TAPE

IT'S MY BACKYARD

DMV DRIVERS TEST

LOOK WHAT JACKIE FOUND (assing lane is my favorite. THE CUUURVE.)

You should, I mean, look up dmv.org because it's...kind of ridiculous.

8D

"HOW AM I GOING TO STUDY NOW?"

- Jackie L.

OHBABY I LOVE IT WHEN YOU MODEL LIKE THAT